Q:) What did the left Boob say to the Right Boob?
A:) Sab Lafda Neeche Hota hai, Hum khamakha Pakde jate hai.
Q:) What did an impotent man ask the sexologist?
A:) Thoda sa to lift kara de, ek nahi baar baar kara de.
Q:) What frustrates a Sardar?
A:) When his wife delivers twins & he can't find the father of the second child.
Q:) What is the similarity between Tea and Girl?
A:) Both are Hot, Both have Milk
Q:) What is a Kiss?
A:) A Kiss is an upper preparation for a lower invention that will lead to further penetration in fast acceleration that will build next generation!
Q:) What similar things do you prefer in your coffee and your girlfriend?
[a] Both Should be HOT
[b] Both Should be RICH
[c] Both Should be creamy
[d] Both should be able to keep you up all night!